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Name: Mj
Interests: Music : Drumming : Alkaline Trio : Guitar : The Who : The Hives : Nirvana : The Walkmen : AFI : The Doors : The Cure : Taking Back Sunday : Ten Years After : The Clash : Bottom Line : When Sparks Fly : Story of the year : The Pixies : Smashing Pumpkins : Led Zepplin : Hawthorne Heights : Jade Puget : The Yeah Yeah Yeahs : Finch : My Chemical Romance : Letterkills : Sum 41 : Harley Quin : Brand New : Cursive : Deciding Tonight : Mint 6 Ten : The Interns : rocking out : drumline : marching band : emo : screamo : poppunk : ska : Elbowdrop : hardcore : underoath : thursday : weezer : the international noise conspiracy : motion city soundtrack : dw drums : zildjian cymbals : jimmy eat world : starting line : the shins : the scrubs
Expertise: music, guitar, piano, bass, drums, vocals,
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Member Since:
8/30/2004
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| Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once burnt 1,500 calories just by looking in the mirror
Ice isn't cold water; it's water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.
chuck norris has never farted. scientists fear that if he ever does, it will be the end of mankind.
When the Boogeman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays baseball he hits a homerun every time by roundhouse kicking the baseball. he then procedes to fuck all the girls in the stadium with his beard.
Chuck once got shot in the head. He then proceeded to surgically remove the bullet with his beard as foreceps and then ate it because his daily iron count was low.
When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Native American; it has nothing to do with his heritage...he just ate a fucking indian.
Chuck Norris did not go through puberty, he was born fulld developed.
why did the chicken cross the road? he was running from chuck norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. not becuase he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris
Chuck Norris does not get off to porn... porn gets off to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, air hides inside his lungs for protection
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris impregnated a woman by looking at her.
Chuck Norris once had a staring contest in a mirror with himself. The universe imploded shortly after.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
the grim reaper touched chuck norris and said" its your time" chuck norris proceeded to break his arm and shove it in his ass
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris went to Mars once....that's why there's no lifeforms
Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel
when you open a can of whoop ass, Chuck Norris jumps out
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding
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| well i think that the snareline is actually starting to excell. and its becoming sweet.
i've been working on all kinds of music stuff, i think the chances of me getting into berklee (school of music) are high. hopefully, i'm learning every instrument i can and learning as much about musical therapy, recording, key, music theory, and playing instruments.
here's my current list of stuff.
guitar
bass
drums (set, rudimental)
piano (classical, writing modern stuff)
i found my brothers old trumpet today, so i might teach myself that, with help of others of course.
so i have like four more years to learn more instruments, prefect my craft, learn more about recording, sound isolation, environment, mic placement. i know a lot but i dont know enough. you can never know enough. lets say maybe eight instruments by my senior year? i think that sounds like a good goal. do you think i could get in?
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